Everyone has those neighbors who are a little out there. For the Weavers, their neighbors are from way out there. Like, from way out of another galaxy. Are your neighbors as strange as theirs? Take a peek at this excerpt from the pilot script and you be the judge.

JACKIE JOYNER-KERSEE:
Oh, Larry Bird!

LARRY BIRD:
Oh, Jackie Joyner-Kersee! I feel so deeply for you, my dear. I am going to pleasure you all night.

JACKIE JOYNER-KERSEE:
I thought we were out of asbestos.

LARRY BIRD:
I have a secret supply.
(then, to Weavers)
We can't thank you enough, Weaver family.

Debbie, concerned, hits a button opening the garage door for ventilation.

DEBBIE:
Wait, what was that with asbestos? 

More script teases from The Neighbors will be posted here later, so check back often!