Comic-Con 2012 attendees, rejoice! We have secured a location at your festival of entertainment in San Diego, California. The humans shall be dressing up as a host of odd creatures as they descend upon this place, making it the perfect opportunity to gather without raising undue suspicion.

Stop by Booth #3921-3923 during the convention and you will be enrolled in the official Zabvronian Earth Training Session. During this time you will be given a suitable Earthling name, as well as special guidelines for co-existing here with these… people. Sneak previews of ABC’s new fall comedy television program, The Neighbors, will be on offer. And we shall give away free T-shirts to assist you in your ongoing assimilation.

Our training pod will be operational during the following times:

• Wednesday, July 11 – 6pm to 9pm (for Preview Night)
• Thursday, July 12 to Saturday, July 14 – 9:30am to 7pm
• Sunday, July 15 – 9:30am to 5pm