The Hose
Season 4 | Episode 404 | Aired 10/17/2012
Story 1
Rita Glossner accuses Frankie of stealing her hose. Rita needs it to fill her blow up pool.
Memorable QuotesRita Glossner: “I’ve seen you casing my house. Walking by, staring at me”
Frankie: “No, no. I was looking. Not even a look, just a glance…just because we didn’t even know you were back”
Rita: “You’ve been gossiping about me”
Rita: Another beer?
Frankie: Sure
Rita: Then run along to your house and get us some. I’ll keep an eye on your kids”
Brick learns about the birds and the bees. He doesn’t understand why he has to learn about it.
Memorable Quotes
After Brick returns from his first day of education.
Brick: “When does all this sex stuff end?”
Frankie: “It tapers off…”
Brick: “Ok well I guess I’ll go look at your bras now. I’m not sure why but apparently it’s perfectly normal and you guys are always after me to be normal”
Axl: “One day you’re going to be just as excited about girls as you are about books”
Brick: “I don’t really see that happening”
Sue decides to cancel her trip cheerleading trip after she finds out how much Mike makes.
Memorable Quotes
After Sue tells Brick and Axl that their parents are poor.
Brick: “That’s probably why they’re cranky”
Sue: “Right! Real personalities. They may be lovely people we don’t know”
Sue: “We’re poor”
Brick: “Sue, we go out after tornados looking clothes…we know.”
Sue explaining to Mike how she's so selfish for having Frankie buy her a pencil case.
Sue: “I already know that ‘girls rule the world’ so why do I need it on a pencil case. So do I really
Brick: “When does all this sex stuff end?”
Frankie: “It tapers off…”
Brick: “Ok well I guess I’ll go look at your bras now. I’m not sure why but apparently it’s perfectly normal and you guys are always after me to be normal”
Axl: “One day you’re going to be just as excited about girls as you are about books”
Brick: “I don’t really see that happening”
Sue decides to cancel her trip cheerleading trip after she finds out how much Mike makes.
Memorable Quotes
After Sue tells Brick and Axl that their parents are poor.
Brick: “That’s probably why they’re cranky”
Sue: “Right! Real personalities. They may be lovely people we don’t know”
Sue: “We’re poor”
Brick: “Sue, we go out after tornados looking clothes…we know.”
Sue explaining to Mike how she's so selfish for having Frankie buy her a pencil case.
Sue: “I already know that ‘girls rule the world’ so why do I need it on a pencil case. So do I really
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