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Season 3
The Paper Route
The Paper Route
Season 3 | Episode 318 | Aired 03/13/2012

Matt and the Orson High wrestling team finally win their first meet. Woo hoo! Sue is finally getting her braces off. Woo hoo again! These two glorious bits of news are dampened when Matt lets Sue know that he's moving away. Boo hoo. Sue then gets her braces off to learn she must wear a hideous retainer complete with headgear. Boo hoo again.

Sue and Matt decide to maintain a long distance relationship. Axl knows these things don't last. That's why he takes it upon himself to give his sis some brotherly advice about how guys think. Sadly, he's right on the money. Matt starts spending lots of time with a girl at his new school. Sue remains clueless as to how this threatens their long distance love right up until the moment Matt dumps her.

Sue is devastated, but cheers up a bit after an unexpected pep talk from Axl. Her big brother even invites her to his baseball game. Sue gets a firsthand look at Axl's new pickoff move. By firsthand look, we mean she gets head in the head with the baseball. It's kind of cool to see Axl jump into the stands to make sure his sis is okay. Thankfully, the protective headgear that came with Sue's retainer saves her from any serious injury.