Sue desperately wants to see an R-rated movie. She makes a list of a hundred reasons why she should be allowed to go, but Mike isn't buying any of them. His little girl just isn't ready for something like that. End of discussion. But it's not the end of Sue's desire to see Rivers of Love starring Taylor Lautner. She and Carly dress like a couple of older career women and manage to sneak into the forbidden flick.

Mike wants to punish Sue for disobeying his orders. But he's never really had to discipline her before. Sue's always been such a great kid. Still, it's Mike's job as a dad to lay down the law. But his guilt-ridden daughter self-imposes sentences that go way beyond anything Mike could have thought up. Sue's on a guilty roll. She even fesses up to creating a giant hole in her bedroom wall. Mike can't really ground her for it. Sue's still too busy punishing herself. She's such a good kid.