Brick has a crush on a girl in his class named Autumn Wagner. She has pink lips and can do three cartwheels in a row! Yes, she's a catch. Our boy Brick doesn't want this Autumn babe to know he likes her, so he signs her Valentine's Day card with a question mark. He'll be her secret admirer.

Frankie's banned from participating in school activities, so Mike must help out with V-Day festivities in Brick's classroom. What could go wrong, right? Well, Mike spills the news of his son's secret crush to Autumn's mom. Brick is horrified and Frankie thinks the only reason he blabbed was to make small talk with a hot mom. Mike also gets mad at Frankie when he learns she only pretended to like Reservoir Dogs when they first started dating.

Mike tries to make amends for his earlier goof by telling Autumn that the unsigned Valentine she received didn't come from Brick. He steers her towards a boy named Jake, who is more than happy to take credit for the card. Not good. Mike tries to make things right and, once again, things go south. He ends up getting banned from all future classroom activities, too. Fortunately, Autumn realizes Brick is her real secret admirer. He invites her in to show her some of his favorite fonts. Hope the little lady is fond of Copperplate Gothic!