Brick has a girlfriend named Olivia, who turns out to be rather high maintenance. She makes a list of Brick’s boyfriend duties which includes buying her ice cream and telling her she’s pretty. Olivia’s a little too demanding for our boy Brick. He wants to break up with her, but Olivia feels she has put too much time and effort into this relationship to see it end.

The Heck men sit at the breakfast nook trying to figure out a way to get Brick out of this unhealthy pairing. Mike says the only way Olivia may possibly move on is if she finds some other poor sucker to torture. Brick takes this advice to heart. Olivia likes goldfish crackers, so Brick brings a baggie full of them to school and drops them next to another boy’s lunch tray at school. Olivia sees the crackers, assumes they are this other boy’s cheddar-based snack and quickly declares that he is now her boyfriend. Way to go Brick!