In honor of the premiere of ABC’s Splash on Tuesday, March 19^th at 8:00pm EST, the team at Splash sent the male Chew co-hosts their own Speedos. These compact swim suits came monogrammed with the names Mario, Michael, and Clinton painted across the back.

When Clinton asks the ladies their opinions on Speedos, the consensus seems to be that such tight swimwear should only be allowed on diving boards. Michael must have missed the memo, though, since he eloquently shares that men should wear these tiny cover-ups “over stuff.” So, he does as he says and tries to squeeze himself into his personalized Speedo… over his jeans. When he attempts to model the look, the tight swimsuit can barely make it’s way past his thighs. So it seems that Michael now understands why Clinton wears man Spanx!