Tessa's Field Guide to the Suburbs - "Sweet Sixteen"

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Sweet Sixteen

Description: A peacocking ritual celebrating the 16th anniversary of a Chatswinian’s birth. The guest of honor is bestowed with bounties of diamonds, iPads, and the occasional luxury vehicle. The ceremony itself varies depending upon the means of the honored guest’s patriarch, though most involve some variation on a chocolate fountain. The most opulent of galas may include fire breathers, burlesque dancers and a live pony. 

Party Planner: Dalia Royce

Party Favors: Vouchers redeemable for discounted oral cleansing courtesy of Noah Werner. The guest of honor’s signature fragrance.

Cake: Dalia’s favorite – White marble but with German chocolate cake layers and red velvet cake frosting.  For aesthetic purposes only.