Tessa dissects and defines every part of the suburbs, from its inhabitants to daily rituals.
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Rule of Law
Description: Enforced with unwavering vigilance. Chatswinians view all forms of crime as a tear in the community’s moral fabric. Therefore, every violation, from the most trivial misdemeanor to the most heinous felony, is punished to the fullest extent of the law. The majority of resources are spent cracking down on excessive window tinting and providing crowd control for the unbelievable sales at Traneka’s.
Enforcing Body: Chatswin Police Department
Officers: Captain Breen (Ten year veteran), Cadet Pete (Volunteer)
Canine Unit: Bowtie and Lum-Lum (Bichons Frises), Licorice (Papillon)
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