Tessa's Blog - 02/22/2012

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Chatswin is a town of followers.  “If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?” is not a hypothetical question here.  It is an honest to God legitimate query.  I’m told it led to a very unpleasant incident in the summer of  ‘88.

I’ve witnessed a few trends since I’ve been here and they just spawn more and more.  It started with planking which then lead into owling, which turned into owning actual spotted owls, which escalated into buying cheetahs, which proved to be a very unfortunate for the owls and some stray cats.

So I shouldn’t have been surprised that when given the opportunity, Lisa joined Dalia’s clique.  Lisa’s been following around the popular crowd for years, just from a safe distance. Now she’s recruited into their inner circle?  It was an easy decision for her to make.  And the truth of the matter is, that even though some feelings were hurt, no real damage was done.  Well, I don’t know how Kimantha’s recovering from being crosschecked. 

But that’s high school.  You’re supposed to make impetuous decisions when you’re sixteen.  What happened between Noah and Jill this week was ridiculous.  So because Dallas Royce got some plastic surgery done and is getting a divorce you’re going to, too, Jill?  If Dallas jumped off a brid-- I withdraw the question.