Tessa's Blog 1/11/2012

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It would probably be best to let the week’s events pass without further comment, but I feel that if I don’t defend myself, people will just assume I have no situational awareness.  And that is not true.  I was simply blinded by the desire to help someone.  My other four senses were completely intact… except for hearing.  I could probably stand to listen to people a little better.  Regardless, I have fully justified reasons for my actions.

First off, everything I did, I did for love.  It pains me to see anyone yearning for their soul mate… even if that soul mate is a perp. Sure that sort of makes me a rat, but the point is I saw someone in need and I tried to help them.  There’s something to be applauded there.

Secondly, there was no reason to believe Josh was not gay, because my gaydar has never been wrong.  Ricky Martin – called it when I was seven.  Suze Orman – called it when I was five.  Kevin Kline in “In & Out” – called it the first two minutes of the movie… and I was four.  So don’t try to chalk this one up to an overzealous imagination.  My assumptions about Josh were based on a sound system that has yielded 100% accurate results since its creation.  The system just needs a slight recalibration due to the new year.

So, in closing, I was trying to help someone find love.  That doesn’t seem so terrible to me.  Accidentally tipping off police to the school quarterback is a bit more problematic.  But Dave Donsky was dealing drugs so, again, not entirely my fault.