Tessa's Blog - 4/18/2012

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A lot of things happened this week in Chatswin. So the fact that I'm not going to address the fact that Mr. Wolfe dog-napped Yakult and that Dalia and I teamed up to rescue her shows you how significant what I'm about to tell you is.

I stirred things up a bit when I got to Chatswin, I mean, who would of thought that Dalia ever would have stopped calling Lisa a lesbian. But my arrival was nothing compared to Eden's. Sure I was more lion and she's more lamb, but it's the quiet ones that always get you.

It all started innocently enough. No, scratch that, it lost its innocence after a couple minutes when Eden accidentally poisoned George. Okay, to be fair she technically just caused him to have an allergic reaction to bee pollen, but then instead of calling an ambulance her reaction was to try and shove more hippie ingredients down his quickly closing throat.

That should have been a sign that this courtship was fraught from the start. But George and Eden ignored that warning sign. Then they hit a snag. A big snag. A baby sized snag. It turns out, in the rebirth of their marriage Noah and Jill decided they wanted to birth something else. A new Werner. And that baby was currently growing eyebrows in Eden's belly.

Needless to say, Noah was none too pleased at the idea of "Lil George" meeting his son before he got the chance. George agreed to break it off but after further consideration, decided he'd like to pursue things with Eden. I'm sure things will work out fine.