Noah (to George, after Marty is wheeled out of the steam room on a stretcher): "There's nothing you could've done, buddy. Marty is schvitzing in the Big Steam Room in the Sky."
George (at Marty's memorial): "As touching as Dalia's tribute was, I'm not sure they ever even met."
Dalia: "We didn't."
Noah (looking in Marty's locker at the club): "Foot powder, tooth powder, medicated powder...who knew that Marty was a man of this many powders. Now, ironically he himself is a powder."
George: "Fatima, I'm sorry but we have some sad news. I'm afraid it's Marty. He's passed away. "
Noah: "Old guy?"
Noah: "Frowned a lot?"
Dalia: "Marty's death got me thinking, Evan. And in this crazy meshuga world, you'd
have to be a schmendrick not to know your bashert when you meet them."
Evan: "Dalia, did you learn Yiddish for me?"
Dalia: "I don't care if your abba has an aneurysm. I want you. Bad."
Lisa: "Look, I know how you feel. I experienced the same sense of betrayal when I found out the real deal about high-fructose corn syrup. I mean, sugar is sugar, am I right?"
Ryan: "Damn this perfect body! Life would be so much simpler if I were soft and misshapen like you, Lisa."
Lisa: "The Lord has given you a gift. You have a perfect body, that's your cross to bear. Mine's that I'm a lady in the street and a freak in the bed."
Ryan: "Tessa, I don't want to scare you off by bringing up the 'L' word, so I'm just going to say that I love you, I'm in love with you, and I love loving you."
Tessa: "Wait, which 'L' word were you talking about?"
Lisa: "I feel really bad that I lied to you, Tessa, about where Ryan was. So I made you this apology cake."
Tessa: "Wow. Thanks, it looks delicious."
Lisa: "Oh it's not, my mom stopped keeping sugar in the house so I had to use cumin. So I guess I'm sorry about two things."