Lisa (to Tessa): "I always knew that someday Ryan would be the star of a call-in show about his body. I just—I didn't think you'd be the one producing it. To be honest, I always thought it'd be Seacrest.

'Body Talk' Caller: "It's pretty warm out, can you tell us how your body does in the heat?"
Ryan: "Yes! Absolutely, that's a great question, I actually get that one a lot. I need to stay hydrated, to keep my body hydrated. Now, when I want to get hydrated, I like to drink stuff through my mouth."

Ryan: "What are you trying to say?"
Tessa: "What I'm trying to say is, you are fired!"
Ryan: "Well if you're trying to say that, congratulations, 'cause you just said it to me!"