When you’re in Fairy Tale Land, one stop you have to make is King George’s Castle. No, really, you have to. His personal guards insist. Sure, he may be a bit tyrannical and might care more about getting a payday from King Midas than he does about the well-being of his son, the charming Prince James, but he has a lovely castle. The battlements are as imposing as they are impenetrable—good luck scaling those—and the dungeons are second-to-none. Woe to any misguided lovebirds who find themselves trapped in there. Just be aware that King George has a strict “no Dwarfs” policy—his guards will shoot on-sight—so if you don’t meet the height requirement, you might want to steer clear.