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Phil and Claire Sell Vacuums
Episode 24 1:15 TV-14 Aired 05/23/2013
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  • I dont think she's going to work out.
    Phil and Claire Sell Vacuums
    I dont think she's going to work out.
    The Dunphys meet the woman Phil's late grandmother wants her husband to date in the Season 4 finale episode, "Goodnight Gracie."
    Episode 24  | 
    1:15
  • "If a dog don't bark..."
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    "If a dog don't bark..."
    The family goes to Florida for a funeral and Mitchell defends Gloria in court in the Season 4 finale episode, "Goodnight Gracie."
    Episode 24  | 
    3:12
  • Horse Mouth!
    Gloria plays Pictionary
    Horse Mouth!
    Gloria tries to play Pictionary with Jay in the episode, "Games People Play."
    Episode 23  | 
    1:19
  • Let's take this beyotch ocean to ocean
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    Let's take this beyotch ocean to ocean
    Phil dances with the kids in the new RV and gymnast Lily spins like Beyonce in the episode, "Games People Play."
    Episode 23  | 
    2:26
  • Cam vs. Teddy
    The Saddest Cam's Been in Roller Skates
    Cam vs. Teddy
    The family is forced to choose between Cam and Mitch's ex-boyfriend when a fire breaks out at the roller rink in the episode, "My Hero."
    Episode 22  | 
    1:25
  • Sal gets married; Lily doesnt care
    Modern Family: Just the Jokes 2/27
    Sal gets married; Lily doesnt care
    Mannys obsessed with nudes, and Mitch and Cams pal Sal (Elizabeth Banks) gets married in the episode, Best Men.
    Episode 17  | 
    2:38
  • Who will take the blame?
    Baby Joe's Bad Haircut
    Who will take the blame?
    Everyone is so afraid of Gloria that no one will take the blame for giving baby Joe a bad haircut in the episode, "Bad Hair Day."
    Episode 16  | 
    2:35
  • Cam's Oscar party photo shoot.
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    Cam's Oscar party photo shoot.
    Mitch and Cam do a photo shoot with Lily and baby Joe dressed up as Hollywood starlets for their Oscar party in the episode, "Bad Hair Day."
    Episode 16  | 
    2:22
  • Gloria explains why she's attracted to Jay.
    Valentine's Day with Jay and Gloria
    Gloria explains why she's attracted to Jay.
    Jay drives Gloria wild while babyproofing in the Valentine's Day episode, "Heart Broken."
    Episode 15  | 
    1:46
  • Happy Valen-Clive's Day
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    Happy Valen-Clive's Day
    Clive Bixby's sexiness possibly puts Claire in the hospital and Dylan sings for Mitch and Cam in the Valentine's Day episode, "Heart Broken."
    Episode 15  | 
    2:23
  • Meet Farmbo
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    Meet Farmbo
    Mitchell's turn-offs are farms and Fizbo, while Jay's turn-off is Gloria's singing in the episode, "Diamond in the Rough."
    Episode 10  | 
    3:45
  • Phil vs. Jay in the boxing ring.
    Let's Get Phil-sical
    Phil vs. Jay in the boxing ring.
    Phil vs. Jay in the boxing ring.Phil takes out his aggression on Jay in the boxing ring at a childrens party in the episode, "When a Tree Falls."
    Episode 9  | 
    1:49
  • Even Haley's mug shots are cute.
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    Even Haley's mug shots are cute.
    Gloria has pregnancy brain, Haley takes an embarrassing photo of Alex, and Cam falls out a tree in the episode, "When a Tree Falls."
    Episode 9  | 
    3:28
  • Phil inadvertently leads on Dave.
    Matthew Broderick Makes His Move
    Phil inadvertently leads on Dave.
    Dave (guest star Matthew Broderick) isn't sure if he's on a romantic date with Phil in the episode, "Mistery Date."
    Episode 8  | 
    2:39
  • Cam unveils the Delgado-Pritchett mural.
    Just the Jokes 11/14
    Cam unveils the Delgado-Pritchett mural.
    Manny and Luke crash some bar mitzvahs, Jay hugs a bunny and Phil strings along guest star Matthew Broderick in the episode, "Mistery Date."
    Episode 8  | 
    3:40
  • Be careful where you sit, Phil.
    Phil Dunphy: Not a Real Man?
    Be careful where you sit, Phil.
    Phil has a man-to-man (or is it man-to-not-a-real-man?) talk with Jay in the episode, "Snip."
    Episode 3  | 
    2:18
  • Is it a vasecto-you or a vasectomy?
    Just the Jokes 10/10 #2
    Is it a vasecto-you or a vasectomy?
    Phil gets a vasectomy, Alex goes goth, Gloria busts out of her clothes and more highlights from the episode, "Snip."
    Episode 3  | 
    3:27
  • He's gonna be thrilled!
    I'm Pregnant
    He's gonna be thrilled!
    Claire finds out Gloria is pregnant.
    Episode 1  | 
    1:13
  • Sure you don't wanna dance with the devil?
    Just the Jokes
    Sure you don't wanna dance with the devil?
    Check out the best lines from the Modern Family season premiere.
    Episode 1  | 
    2:51
  • Son of a Mitchell!
    Just the Jokes 5/8
    Son of a Mitchell!
    Phil teaches Gloria how to skate and Haley teaches Alex how to flirt in the episode, "My Hero."
    Episode 22  | 
    2:37
  • Who wants a Gil Pickle?
    Phillowcases and Gil Pickles
    Who wants a Gil Pickle?
    Phillowcases. Gil Pickles. Phil talking to teenage Phil on TV. It all happens in Luke's classroom in the episode, "Career Day."
    Episode 21  | 
    2:09
  • He's the Tonya, I'm the Nancy!
    Modern Family: Just the Jokes 5/1
    He's the Tonya, I'm the Nancy!
    Jay tries to write a spy thriller while Gil Thorpe (guest star Rob Riggle) upstages Phil's classroom presentation in the episode "Career Day."
    Episode 21  | 
    2:35
  • Welcome to the family!
    Gloria Welcomes Javier's Fiancee.
    Welcome to the family!
    Javier (Benjamin Bratt) proposes to his new girlfriend (guest star Paget Brewster), but it's up to Gloria to convince her to say yes in the episode, "Flip Flop."
    Episode 20  | 
    2:05
  • You just got Thorpedoed!
    Modern Family: Just the Jokes 4/10
    You just got Thorpedoed!
    Javier (Benjamin Bratt) introduces his new girlfriend (guest star Paget Brewster) while Phil takes on real estate king Gil Thorpe (Rob Riggle) in the episode, "Flip Flop."
    Episode 20  | 
    3:38
  • There's crying in golf.
    Cat's in the Cradle
    There's crying in golf.
    Jay, Phil, Mitch and Pepper (guest star Nathan Lane) cry over "Cat's in the Cradle" after golfing in the episode, "A Slight at the Opera."
    Episode 14  | 
    1:57
  • Suck it, Nancy!
    Modern Family: Just the Jokes 2/6
    Suck it, Nancy!
    Luke stars in the school play, Alex visits a psychic and Pepper plays golf with Jay, Phil and Mitch in the episode, "A Slight at the Opera."
    Episode 14  | 
    3:36
  • What is this room?
    Meet Gloria's Sister
    What is this room?
    Gloria introduces her sister to some of the finer things in life, like her giant walk-in closet, in "Fulgencio."
    Episode 13  | 
    :59
  • Don't ever ask Phil about his business.
    Just the Jokes 1/23
    Don't ever ask Phil about his business.
    Phil takes his role as the new baby's godfather very seriously as he exacts revenge and carries out the family business in "Fulgencio."
    Episode 13  | 
    5:52
  • Jay lays out the significance of life's milestones.
    A Modern Family Baby
    Jay lays out the significance of life's milestones.
    Jay lays out life's milestones and what they mean to him in the episode, "Party Crasher."
    Episode 12  | 
    1:00
  • Haley admits guilt and then some.
    Haley Takes Responsibility
    Haley admits guilt and then some.
    Haley faces the university disciplinary board in the episode, "Arrested."
    Episode 7  | 
    1:56
  • Nothing good comes from fake bacon.
    Just the Jokes 11/7
    Nothing good comes from fake bacon.
    Haley gets busted, Luke gets hospitalized and Dede pays a visit in the episode, "Arrested."
    Episode 7  | 
    4:24
  • Gloria married her puppet.
    Gloria and Mr. Grumpy
    Gloria married her puppet.
    Gloria tells jokes with her ventriloquist's dummy, Mr. Grumpy, in the episode, "Yard Sale."
    Episode 6  | 
    1:24
  • Phil is trapped for 127 minutes.
    Modern Family: Just the Jokes 10/31
    Phil is trapped for 127 minutes.
    Alex's boyfriend is pegged as gay and Phil is pinned for 127 minutes under a motorcycle in the episode, "Yard Sale."
    Episode 6  | 
    4:32
  • I kill what you love!
    Gloria vs. the Trick-or-Treaters
    I kill what you love!
    Gloria loses her temper with some trick-or-treaters in the Halloween episode, "Open House of Horrors."
    Episode 5  | 
    :54
  • What the Dunphy future holds.
    The Dunphy Kids All Grown Up
    What the Dunphy future holds.
    Phil and Claire get a glimpse at what could be the future version of their family in the episode, "The Future Dunphys."
    Episode 19  | 
    2:03
  • Could Lily be gay?
    Just the Jokes 4/3
    Could Lily be gay?
    Lily believes she's gay while Manny fails miserably at a college interview in the episode, "The Future Dunphys."
    Episode 19  | 
    2:31
  • How not to be a gracious winner.
    Mitchell vs. the Bully in Handball
    How not to be a gracious winner.
    Mitchell takes on the playground bully in a not-so-friendly game of handball in the episode, "The Wow Factor."
    Episode 18  | 
    1:15
  • Let me grab your cans.
    Modern Family: Just the Jokes 3/27
    Let me grab your cans.
    Luke coaches Mitch in playing handball and Haley thinks a water heater is photosynthesis in the episode, "The Wow Factor."
    Episode 18  | 
    3:36
  • Phil knows how to pick up a 14-year-old girl
    Phil Helps Luke Get a Date
    Phil knows how to pick up a 14-year-old girl
    Phil chats online as his son to help Luke ask a classmate out on a date in the episode, "Best Men."
    Episode 17  | 
    1:39
  • Phil can't stand Haley's older boyfriend.
    Phil's Little Girl
    Phil can't stand Haley's older boyfriend.
    Phil reaches his breaking point with Haley and her older boyfriend in the episode, "Party Crasher."
    Episode 12  | 
    1:57
  • Jay and Gloria welcome their new baby.
    Just the Jokes 1/16
    Jay and Gloria welcome their new baby.
    Jay and Gloria welcome a new addition to the family on the episode, "Party Crasher".
    Episode 12  | 
    5:00
  • Hotel or Hot Springs?
    What's in There?
    Hotel or Hot Springs?
    Claire and Phil check in to a hotel but want something more romantic to ring in 2013 in the episode, "New Years Eve."
    Episode 11  | 
    1:47
  • Gloria Dee Wife
    Just the Jokes 1/9
    Gloria Dee Wife
    Jay and Gloria spend the evening with Billy Dee Williams while Alex and Haley spend the night trying to babysit Luke and Lily in "New Year's Eve."
    Episode 11  | 
    3:36
  • Mitchell gets underhanded.
    Mitchell and Phil's Text Fight
    Mitchell gets underhanded.
    Mitchell and Phil double-cross one another over the phone and via text in the episode, "Diamond in the Rough."
    Episode 10  | 
    2:05
  • Scare up some Halloween highlights.
    Modern Family: Just the Jokes 10/24
    Scare up some Halloween highlights.
    Claire scares, Gloria gets mad and more frightful fun from the Halloween episode, "Open House of Horrors."
    Episode 5  | 
    2:58
  • Magic comes to Modern Family
    Just the Jokes 10/17
    Magic comes to Modern Family
    Luke does magic, Lily does her own disappearing act and more from the episode, "The Butler's Escape."
    Episode 4  | 
    3:38
  • Phil explains the "The Butler's Escape"
    Magic According to Phil
    Phil explains the "The Butler's Escape"
    If there's one thing Phil knows for sure, it's the black arts of "The Butler's Escape".
    Episode 4  | 
    :54
  • In the principal's office.
    Mitch and Cam vs. the Lesbians
    In the principal's office.
    Mitch and Cam square off against lesbian parents in the episode, "Schooled."
    Episode 2  | 
    1:13
  • Brush up on "Phil's-osophy"
    Modern Family: Just the Jokes 10/10 #1
    Brush up on "Phil's-osophy"
    Hear Phil's words of wisdom as featured in his book, "Phil's-osophy," from the episode, "Schooled."
    Episode 2  | 
    2:11

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