Jay gives a speech at the christening in an attempt to win over Pilar. Instead, he ends up revealing that Gloria stole the good life away from Sonia. A big brouhaha ensues inside the church. Phil has Sonia! Phil has Sonia! Jay eventually makes things right by offering to help Sonia get some independence. He also lets Pilar know that she can visit whenever she wants—within reason. He even names his child Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett. They’ll just call him Joe though.