Cameron makes breakfast for all the non-incarcerated Dunphy kids. He serves up a special dish of fake bacon made entirely of soy. Too bad Luke is allergic to all bean-based bacon substitutes. The ER docs take good care of him. Alex, too, after she crashes a C-section and then crashes to the floor after fainting. Cam keeps all this info from Claire since he believes she doubts his parenting skills. In reality, Claire thinks he's a great parent. She just doesn't think he can bake. But Cam knows that his scones are appropriately crunchy on the outside while delightfully dense on the inside.