Snip-a-dee-doo-dah! Phil’s getting a vasectomy. It’s an essential part of their five-year plan where they’ll be free to take exotic trips once Luke goes off to college…or somewhere else. Claire’s busy dealing with a cavalcade of problems involving the kids. That’s why Jay takes Phil to his surgery. These two talk about fears. Jay’s afraid he won’t know what to do if Gloria has a girl. Phil’s afraid his procedure will leave him less of a man. After Claire realizes her seemingly ungrateful kids are actually very grateful, she agrees with Phil that maybe they should hold off on the vasectomy in case their five-year plan needs adjusting.

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