Everyone’s in a good mood! Reba, Lillie Mae and Geoffrey are headed to Vegas, Kim’s looking forward to having a baby because she did a great job with Sage and June’s got a date with a new boy so she can move on from Sage.
And then Sage drops a bomb: He’s not actually gay.
Lillie Mae: What’s so great about Tom Jones?!? What’s so great about Picasso?
June: Um, he was an amazing artist.
Lillie Mae: Now, picture him all sweaty, wearing tight pants.
Reba (to June): Don’t.
Reba: I haven’t seen Tom Jones since you took me for my high school graduation.
Lillie Mae: Oh, that was quite a trip.
Reba: Sure was. A girl never forgets the first time she sees her mother flash a celebrity in the middle of a show.
Lillie Mae: My fondest wish is that someday you’ll have the chance to do the same for your daughter.
Kim: Attention ladies, I have good news about my cervix! I am three centimeters dilated.
Reba: Well, that’s the best cervix news I’ve heard all day.
Reba knew it all along, and while she’s glad Sage came clean, she’s sure June will sock him for lying to her. But June’s just happy she gets the man she always wanted. Reba has a bad past with men who lie, so she’s confused as to why June’s not more upset.
It throws Kim off as well – she’s used to being the supportive mother of a gay son. And she’s upset that Sage told Reba before he told her. She feels like she’s got no motherly instinct and she’s about to have a baby. Reba calms her down, and realizes that she raised June right and she needs to let her go live her life.
So the Vegas trip is back on…until Kim’s water breaks. They all go to the hospital instead of Vegas, but that’s a huge moment, so everyone’s happy again!
Sage: When we moved to Malibu I didn’t know anyone. So I joined the drama club because all the prettiest girls were in it.
Cash: Tell me about it. That’s why I sat through Mamma Mia! three times.
Lillie Mae: Uh huh. And is that why you bought the CD?
June: This is fantastic. It’s like what happens in every fairytale. Prince Charming turns out not to be gay!
Geoffrey: I’m just gonna walk to Vegas. But if you happen to see a very sexy Puerto Rican with a cute butt -- pick him up. And then come back and get me.Kim: I’m nesting, Reba. I wanted to clean but I can’t find that thing that you attach to the vacuum.