My 30 Days in a Long-Term Relationship - 3/20/12

I don't have much to say today because I don't even know what to make of life anymore.

You go out with a guy who you've never met before because he messaged you and wanted a date after looking at your Facebook photos, and then later he turns out to be a total jerk! But this long-term relationship has taught me a lot of things in the past 30 days. Mostly, it's taught me to be wary of guys with curly locks, because they might end up spray painting your dad's bear. Trust me ladies...I know you think it can't happen to you, but you'll be left with nothing but a broken heart. And a striped bear.

And I know that Terrence said that he really liked me, but at the end of the day he cared more about saving the world than dating me. Which doesn't even make any sense, because a saved world without Mandy is hardly saved. It's like a world without haute couture. I know that has nothing to do with anything, but that thought just popped into my head and I got so scared. OMG I have to stop because now I'm thinking of a world without Ke$ha and I can't take it.

Although I have to say that watching Terrence play Teddy Roosevelt was kinda hot. I mean, I've always wanted to date an actor. But then I remember that he also acted like a jerk and then I'm over that idea. Until I meet Taylor Lautner. Or see a picture of him. Or hear someone say his name.

Seriously though: Why can't I just be Taylor Lautner's girlfriend already? I could wrap up all this dating business and just settle down with the world's sexiest werewolf. When am I going to find true love? I need -- oh wait, I just got a private message. His name is Brandon, and he's super hot. With straight hair. Fine, if Taylor's going to keep playing the field then I will too.