STORY 1: We're Off to See the Wedding Expo
After Pete tells Penny he wants to elope, Jane, their self-appointed wedding planner, brings the gang to a Wedding Expo to convince Pete he really does want a wedding.
Jane: "I got this special VIP wedding planner pass and that turns me on sexually in a way that no man ever could."
Dave: "I put so much into the planning of my wedding. I obsessed over everything, from the major decisions down to The Smallest Detail—a security company made up entirely of Little People."
Penny: "I remember, they were very strong."
Dave: "So, I had the wedding that every little boy dreams of. But Alex didn’t want it, and at the end of the day, she was the only thing that should have mattered."
Penny: "Hmm. The wedding that every little boy dreams of?"
Dave: "Just let me have this."
STORY 2: Davezilla
Dave admits he was a Bridezilla while planning their wedding and vows to be Chillzilla while at the Wedding Expo with Alex.
Dave: "He was joking before, right? We will have a wedding, right? I was promised a wedding."
Alex: "Oh no. Here comes Bride Kong. Frankenbride. Creature from the Bride Lagoon."
Jane: "You're looking for 'Bridezilla.' "
Alex: "That is good! Dave was a total Bridezilla planning our wedding."
Dave: "No, I was just passionate. Would you call Jonas Salk 'Poliozilla?' Or George Clooney 'Darfurzilla?' Or the founder of the real estate site Zillow 'Zillowzilla?' "
Dave: "Oh ok, so now I'm the bad guy because I wanted to have an elegant Timberlake/Biel-style wedding while you wanted to walk down the aisle carrying a bouquet of fireworks."
Alex: "Look man, I was just trying to put asses in the seats."
Dave: "If having the taste to know that beige napkins are hideous makes me a Bridezilla, then RAWR!"
Dave: "Hey Al, I found some more wedding stuff that I like."
Alex: "What, a super boring eggshell white Vera Wang aisle runner?"
Dave: "No. I mean, I die. But no."
STORY 3: Max and Brad Go to Gay Town
Max and Brad pretend to be a couple to get free stuff from the Wedding Expo's Gay Town vendors, but break up when Max spots a hot guy.
Max (telling Brad their couple backstory): "Ok, you've pined after me for years. My only previous interracial relationship was with a Basque, but it ended because for a separatist, he was quite clingy."
Vendor #1: "Oh my God, you guys are totally an adorable couple."
Vendor #2: "You are, you're so cute. You're like Paul Giamatti and Tyson Beckford."
Max (to Brad): "Wait, you don’t look like—oh."
Brad: "Don't be petty, Manny Petty. Give me a mani-pedi!"
Manny Petty (Tom Petty’s cousin): "Don’t come 'round here no more."
Brad (to Max): "Now hurry up and take me back before these huge guys pound me. Trust me, they are D.T.F. Down to fight."