STORY 1: The Real World: Sacramento
Max finally gets a copy of the unaired season of The Real World that he and Brad were on. It's the show where the entire gang met, but the Thanksgiving viewing party soon dredges up memories they'd rather forget and incidents they were never aware of.

Memorable Quotes:

Penny: "Isn't it odd how our sixsome was basically forged on The Real World and yet we never talk about it?"

Alex (on the Thanksgiving seating arrangement): "Brad can sit on the exercise ball, and Max can have a camping chair and you'll be here."
Penny: "In that sex swing?"
Alex: "Ew, no. This is an ergonomic work hammock. See how easy?" (Pretending to type) "No carpal tunnel for this productive gal."
Penny: "That's a sex swing."
Alex: "No, the guy at the flea market clearly said that it was for taking care of business."

The Real World footage of Penny: "My relationship with Max is awesome. Sometimes, we just talk all night and forget to have sex."

Penny: "What I said on The Real World was nothing! And it was 2002. It was such a crazy time. We were all still reeling from the events surrounding the film Vanilla Sky."

The Real World footage of Max (coming out on TV while eating a sandwich): "I'm Greg."
Brad: "What's that now?"
Jane: "'I'm Greg.'"
Max: "I said 'I'm gay.' I'm a hero!"
Brad: "You're definitely a hero to all the Gregs out there."
Jane: "First openly Greg person on television."
Penny: "They're letting Gregs in the military now!"

The Real World footage of Brad: "You don't want to make me angry, dude, because when I get angry, I get naked. And when I get naked, I fight."

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STORY 2: The Real Thanksgiving: Navajo
In honor of being 1/16th Navajo, Dave wants to throw an authentic Thanksgiving even though the Navajo were 16/16ths absent from the first feast.

Memorable Quotes:

Dave: “Thanksgiving is a real reminder of my people's hardships. As an American living with 1/16th Navajoism, I'm gonna use this as an opportunity to educate, perhaps enlighten, all you white people and throw an authentic Thanksgiving."
Brad: "White people?"
Dave: "You guys wouldn't understand. None of your ancestors were at the first Thanksgiving."
Jane: "Neither were the Navajo."

Alex: "Dave, come on. I respect your cultural traditions. That's why I made Navajo-Hos."

Dave (to the seafood shopkeeper): "Here's the dealio: some Pilgrims stole my car and phone so I can't call my friends because I don't know any of their numbers. I'd call the cops, but apparently they won't take you to get clams because they, quote, 'aren't a taxi service for idiots.'"

Dave (bartering with the seafood shopkeeper): "You're trying to trick me into a very uneven trade -- the story of my people."
Shopkeeper: "White people?"
Dave: "Oh, you who focus on 15/16ths of a man."

Dave: "Because of my hardships, I feel as though I've earned the right to bestow upon myself my own Indian name. So henceforth, I will be known as Has Ordeals With Clams."