STORY 1: Penny in Misery
Penny is in a body cast after falling down several flights of stairs, and Max is frustrated with playing caregiver. But Max soon lies to Penny’s doctor to keep her in the cast longer so he can see more of Kent, Penny’s hot physical therapist.



Memorable Quotes:

Max (watching a video of Penny's fall): “What a disaster of a human woman!”

Max: “Two things you should know about me, Kent: I’m selfless and I have moves like Jagger. Specifically the ones he allegedly used on David Bowie in the ‘70s.”

Penny (to Max): "I can’t believe you’ve been holding me hostage in my own body cast! You’re Misery-ing me!”

Max: “The music’s pretty good, huh? It’s my one-man experimental band called Yoko Uno.”

Penny: “Max is a complete phony… He drugged me to be alone with you. Then I escaped, then I got caught in this gate, peed on and graffiti’d by a bunch of kids, although on the plus side, I seriously think this might be a Banksy.”

Max (on whether or not he's gay): “You tell me. Right now I’m writing a Hot in Cleveland spec script and I just had sex with Kent in your powder room.”

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STORY 2: Keeping It Cazsh
Alex and Dave announce that they are casually seeing each other.

Memorable Quotes:

Alex: “The last thing we want is for things to get complicated like in It’s Complicated, so we’re just gonna go with it like in Just Go with It and be friends with benefits like in No Strings Attached.”

Dave (to Alex): “Here’s your drink, friend. Bro. Bro v. Wade. Bromaine lettuce.”

Alex (to Dave): “Flirting is in bounds, Bro… lin comma James, husband of Streisand, comma Barbra.”

Jane (on Alex wearing Dave's clothes after sleeping over): “You look like the Olsen twins’ burnout brother, Larry-Kate Olsen.”

Dave: “You know, Wendy Williams said something on her show yesterday that really resonated with me. She said, “Girl, you cannot move backwards in a relationship.”

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STORY 3: Brad Is Unemployed?
Jane loves that Brad has been laid off since he can finally relax and she can spend more time with him, so he keeps it a secret that he actually has a job.

Memorable Quotes:

Jane: “You can start working on those hobbies you’ve been putting off forever, like your dance-cooking and your candlemaking.”

Jane: “I was nervous that eventually we were gonna turn into one of those couples that just slowly drifts away from each other. Like Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood.”

Brad: “Man, I love the workplace. Fluorescent lights, stale coffee and the sweet sound of men quoting classic comedies.”

Jane (after seeing Brad in a bubblebath): “Just let me slip into something a little more naked.”