June gets dragged into it, but she's anxious because she's waiting for a phone call about a job opportunity. Chloe finds out that her Hamptons party buddy has a new set of twins (to clarify, they are babies - NOT implants). Mark is also in the Hamptons with his girlfriend, but she just dumped him again so he's depressed. James is suffering from DWTSPTSD, so he's a mess. Basically everything is going wrong.
 

 

The only hope Chloe has left is to have sex with a mysterious Hamptons socialite, "Willoughby," who throws an amazing party every year. To Chloe's dismay, she finds out Willoughby is just some guy she married at a party years ago. This bender is full of disappointment.

 

 

At the last minute, things look up. With a little advice from Mark, James has a breakthrough about making his own career opportunities. Mark confesses he has a crush on June (but not to June, of course). Chloe has sex with a famous guy in the bushes and June lands that job she's been obsessing about. Oh, and in case you're wondering, Chloe's marriage to Willoughby wasn't official. Now it's really time to party!