Valentine’s Day is on the way! Castle hopes his girlfriend will get him something cool like a light saber autographed by George Lucas. Beckett hopes her boyfriend will get her something that’s not from a Jedi catalogue. Others also have plans for Cupid’s big day. Ryan will be keeping up efforts impregnate his ovulating wife and Esposito is hiding the identity of his mystery date. Before anyone can celebrate Valentine’s Day, another pesky murder needs solving. Good thing everybody loves a mystery!

Hannah Green was one of the stars of the hit reality TV series The Wives of Wall Street. She was a victim of backstabbing, literally, after being found with a pricey chef’s knife protruding from her body. The reality show’s producer, Peter Monroe, is sad to hear about Hannah’s death. The girl was ratings gold. He says the victim was Wall Street Wife Penelope’s assistant. She was brought in to mix things up. Hannah’s family didn’t approve of what she was doing especially after she started having an affair with Penelope’s hubby, Bob. Captain Gates tells the team all about it. She’s a huge fan of the show.

A fingernail found in Hannah’s hair is a match to Penelope’s cuticle. The lady was ticked because the victim wanted her job back after jumping ship to work with another reality wife who lives near the crime scene. Wall Street Wife Margo hired Hannah to run a clothing line with her son, Stone. It’s was also a nice way to get some screen time. Hannah was a no show the day they were supposed to meet about the business. She came to apologize the night she was murdered. As for Margo, she alibis out.

Hannah was receiving big cash payments lately. She also met with a mystery man at a bar and was held hostage before she died. Captain Gates orders the team to check out Wives of Wall Street DVDs for clues on this perplexing case. Castle stays up all night watching the highly-addictive reality drama. In other news, the mystery man Hannah met with was another reality star from a series called “Shark Pool.” She wanted this guy to fund her clothing line, but he wouldn’t do it once he learned she was thinking about leaving her show.